BAD*BIRDIE
ShopPhoenix born. Shark Tank tested.
BORINGPOLOSLOSEBALLS.
Bad Birdie exists because founder Jason Richardson went shopping for a golf polo with a personality and found a wall of beige. So he made the loud ones himself. Golf, but fun. Forever.
Eight prints, zero chill
THE WALL
Every shirt shot by Bad Birdie, priced as marked, one click from your closet. Hover a sticker. It calms down for exactly one second, then it is loud again.

The Boys
Frosty Petal
The whole crew, printed on a polo. Group chat energy, collared.
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Wild One
Frosty Petal
Florals with a bite. Not your grandmother's garden party.
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Lei'd
Brilliant White
Island florals on brilliant white. Vacation rules apply everywhere.
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Mini Mood
Washed Sage
A smaller print for bigger swings. Loud, but library loud.
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Ridge Lip Out
Ridge Performance
Ridge performance fabric named after golf's cruelest physics.
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Jacquard Pixelate
Blue Mirage
Woven-in pixels, not printed-on. 8-bit texture, tour-grade knit.
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Long Sleeve Petunia Junkie
Women's Long Sleeve
Full-sleeve florals. Commitment to the bit, elbow to wrist.
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Pique Let's Flag That
Blue Mirage
Pin flags everywhere. Aim small, dress big.
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Science, loosely speaking
PRINT PERSONALITY QUIZ
This or that, three times. We match you to your polo. Peer reviewed by nobody, correct every time.
1Your print energy?
2How loud are we going?
3Your foursome runs on?
Three taps. Zero wrong answers. Eight prints, and one of them already knows who you are.
Answer all three and your polo appears right here. Spooky. Fun spooky.
Measure before you swing
FIT CHECK
Bad Birdie cuts a modern athletic fit that runs true to size, with stretch fabric built for the golf swing. The print does the flexing so the fabric does not have to.
Local rule, straight from the brand
“If you’re between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit or stick with your typical size for that tailored look.”
Bad Birdie size chartPick your size, riot in it
No size set yet. Polos open on their standard product pages until you pick one.
Official scorecard
Par: looking great
| Hole | Size | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | S | 37-39 |
| 2 | M | 39-41 |
| 3 | L | 41-43 |
| 4 | XL | 43-46 |
| 5 | XXL | 46-49 |
Body measurements from Bad Birdie’s own men’s tops chart: measure around the fullest part of your chest and at your natural waistline. Fabrics arrive pre-shrunk; sleeves land mid-bicep. The Core Performance Polo runs to XXXL (49-51 chest). Full size guides at Bad Birdie
Word on the tee box
OVERHEARD, VERBATIM
“Love Bad Birdie polo quality/breathability but don't like the designs. Anybody know of a comparable quality brand that's less juvenile?”
r/golf (post title)
“Just saw these a few days ago. Actually stylish and good polyester material. Don't sleep on Bad Birdie”
r/golf
“Between that lighter weight and the moisture-wicking fabric, I stayed nice and dry with plenty of breathability.”
Plugged In Golf review
“The fit is geared more toward a slender athletic fit. If you have wider shoulders you may want to go a size up.”
Plugged In Golf review
